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That anon really made me wonder how would a date with bruno be like and his behaviour. What is your opinion sunny our honey lol

I know right ❤ omg okay so here is what I guess it might be like 😃👀

IMAGINE YOU’RE ON A DATE WITH BRUNO:

You: OMG Its been FOREVER since I’ve been out. I’m so damn lazy I’d just rather stay here *you say while digging in your closet for the brand new dress you just bought* oooooohhhhh yassss *you take the dress out the closet* *you twerk a little bit* I LOVEEEEEE this dress it shows off my ass beautifully!!! *you put it on and stare in the mirror* *you spin around* *you pout* I hope he likes this dress….

*your cat walks into the bedroom where you are*

Your cat: He’ll love it, oh and girl that ass looks fatttttt and purrrrrrrfect.

*Your cat leaves the room*

You: Oh yea I forgot my cat is possessed and can talk

*looks at clock* *its 7:50* *Grabs your car keys*

OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM AT 8:00 HOW THE HELL WILL I EVER MAKE IT

*Goes to commercial*

Commercial: McDonald’ssssss I’m lovin ittttt

*Comes back from commercial*

You: I can NOT fucking believe it, being late is gonna show that I’m gonna be late at everything, even late in orgasming.

*You hear loud noises outside*
*You open the door*
*Bruno is fucking standing there with a big ass limousine*

Bruno: (Add your name in this space) Darling, come, we must leave now. The reservations for (Add your favorite restaurant in this space) are made. Lets roll

You: OH MY GOODNESS BRUNO!!!!

Bruno: *Grabs your hand and leads you to the limousine*

*you guys both get in*

Your cat: *walks to the door* USE PROTECTION MOM!!!!!!!

You: GO TO BED NOWWWWWWWW!!!!

Bruno: *closes the limousine door* *stares at your face* Well aren’t you a cute little angelic unicorn ball of successful sexy ass fur

You: Bruno, you have such a way with words…. *you kiss him on the knee*

Bruno: Because your amazing just the wa—

You: Okay okay okay that’s all cool and all that your using your own lyrics to describe me but ummmmmm

*Bruno’s cell phone rings*

Bruno: Hello?

Geronimo: F*CK HER RIGHT IN THE P*SSY

Bruno: *starts laughing*

You: What is it Bruno?

Bruno: Nobody *hangs up phone*

You: Would you tickle a cat for 5 dollars

Bruno: Depends on what color it is

You: Awesome

Bruno: We HEREEEEE

Driver: *Pulls up to the parking lot* Have fun kids

You & Bruno: Thanks fam

Kanye West: HUH?

*you and Bruno walk out of the car*

Bruno: *grabs your hand and leads you to a table in the corner*

You: It’s a beautiful night

Bruno: Were looking for something dumb to do

You: ENOUGH

Bruno: Kiss me

You: *kisses him*

Waiter: Hello may I be of your service tonight?

Bruno: Lemme get some spam wiiiiithhhhhh *Bruno looks at the menu* a side offffffffff ummmmm YA GIRL

You: Bruno behave

You: Lemme get the cheesecake with the tuna fish topping

Prince: Tupac or Jay Z?

Everyone in the restaurant:
TUPAC!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: Okay yall I don’t know where the hell I’m going with this story

Source: Hooligan Hangout

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That anon really made me wonder how would a date with bruno be like and his behaviour. What is your opinion sunny our honey lol

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